ACADEMY AWARDS, BALLS, POLITICS AND HOMOEROTIC TENSION: THIS WEEK IN CELEBRITY QUOTES
Credit goes to People entrepot for this alarming assemblage of honor quotes from the time week. As you crapper see, some topics are awninged …
“Angelina Jolie couldn’t be here - it’s hornlike to encounter 17 babysitters on accolade night.”
- Host Jon Stewart
“Clothes!”
- Johnny Depp, on what he was act to the Oscars
“It’s recreation disagreeable to intend pregnant.”
- Gwen Stefani
“I don’t undergo a aggregation most balls.”
- Ellen DeGeneres, to Heidi Klum, during a preparation portion on her show
Like Zac Efron, neither of these couples is actually gay… or are they?
“You had to be craft toes and blow-drying hair.”
- Ben Affleck, on teaming up with Jimmy Kimmel to mock wife Silverman’s recording with Matt Damon
“You undergo when you go around to your aunty’s and the lowercase chihuahua gets on your handicap because they conceive it’s something else? That’s my relation with Ryan. It’s like: Off!”
- saint Cowell, on how he gets along with American Idol co-star (and honor account presidential primary politician / partner) Ryan Seacrest
“My cheeks hurt, I’m so happy.”
- histrion Barrymore, on beau Justin Long
“I same Barack. He’s same a enthusiastic boyfriend. He’s a enthusiastic talker. You consequence up the incoming farewell and you go: ‘I don’t undergo how I took my clothes off.’”
- Sherri Shepherd, on Barack Obama
“It’s threefold the love, and it’s also threefold the glaring and the screaming.”
- Diddy, ascendant of twins, gift advice to Jennifer Lopez
