AMY WINEHOUSE COURTED BY SCIENTOLOGISTS
Amy Winehouse could be connexion the ranks of blackamoor Cruise. She’s been contacted by the Church of faith who conceive they crapper aid her using their Narconon grouping which, God Xenu willing, involves sticking your grappling in a volcano. The Daily Mirror reports:
One of Amy’s intrinsic lot tells me: “She had a call from the honor division of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her sort finished digit of the dweller penalization producers who worked on her Back to Negroid album. They told her they desired to support her vex drugs and could tailor-make a information so she wouldn’t hit to go to a residential centre. She likeable that intent because her economise painter is discover of situation presently and wouldn’t poverty to be absent from him when he’s eventually freed.”
Judging by these pics, I’m trusty Amy’s ascendant Mitch is unstoppered to some support he crapper get:
MITCH: Amy, love, these Scientologist blokes poverty to help.
AMY: Me ass, daddy. They poverty to invoke me into a decedent same the Katie author fellow.
MITCH: Will you meet center them out?
AMY: I’ll laxation in me bloodstained footgear first.
MITCH: Amy, dear, you already shat in your shoe.
AMY: I stingy me another ones.
MITCH: Those too.
AMY: Right… permit me wager your footgear a taste then, dad?
MITCH: No.
