HUGH HEFNER WANTS MILEY CYRUS IN PLAYBOY - WHEN SHE'S LEGAL
Hugh Hefner ostensibly enjoyed the Miley prince bare-back photos so much, that he wants to wager what’s underneath the sheet. When she’s 18, of course. I mean, c’mon, Hugh’s not whatever filthy older man. He’s more like, oh I dunno, Jesus. Here’s the info from Extra:
“Certainly she’d be recognize to the magazine. She’s a rattling pretty lady.”
As for the episode caused by Cyrus’ VF shoot? “To attain much a bounteous to-do over something as clear as those photos — I conceive it’s a alikeness of how insane USA is most sexuality.”
Hugh, older chum, I dissent with you on Americans existence insane most effort freaky. Just because sometimes stimulate is awesome, then bad, then interrupting my recording games, then caretaker cool, then something I scream during, doesn’t stingy every of us in the colonies hit wacky views on the no-pants dance. If I requirement to physique a manse discover of LEGOs before sound boots, that’s dead healthy. Unless my Mohammedan someone uses up every the wear pieces first. Then she strength as substantially call a taxi and intend the heck discover because I’m a Negro of principles, dammit.