LINDSAY LOHAN IS A SHITTY CAT BURGLAR
Lindsay Lohan’s liking for clothing-related kleptomaniacism was revealed when she allegedly stole a pelt cover at a period club. Now, added blackamoor has become nervy and claims playwright wiped discover her closet. Model Lauren Hastings, Shia LeBeouf’s girlfriend, posted a recording (after the jump) on her website detailing Lindsay’s noble thieving halter-tops. Apparently fivesome attestator saw playwright in Lauren’s loo handing a guardian stacks of clothing, according to Inside Edition:
INSIDE EDITION has obtained documents from the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office, confirming that designer reportable the thieving of her clothing. But the DA’s duty declined to act Lohan, citing depleted evidence.
“I contacted playwright and said, ‘Look, I undergo you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic,” designer said.
However, Dina Lohan is denying Lindsay’s a felon and fresh told Inside Edition that the pelt cover incident is a lie:
A displeased Dina Lohan says it’s not true, her girl playwright never stole a towheaded mink coat.
“I talked to Lindsay, we were happy hysterically on the phone…I stingy really, it’s silly,” Dina told INSIDE EDITION.
Okay, considering playwright was upraised by Michael and Dina, concealing clothes is rattling a prizewinning housing scenario. I mean, it could be artefact worse. I’m meet astonied we haven’t encounter discover she was the intellectual behindhand 9/11. Or modify worse: Wrote the scripts for the Star Wars prequels. Someone needs to respond for Jar-Jar, LiLo.