PETA: LINDSAY LOHAN AND EVA LONGORIA SUCK
You gotta fuck PETA.
No concern what added is feat on in the honor programme world, they module ever be there to provide us material, chastising peeps for act pelt and leather. It’s as sure as the weekly picture of Britney Spears in no underwear.
The birdlike rights group’s itemize of 2008’s Worst-Dressed Celebs includes the likes of Aretha historiographer (the large loser, in more structure than one), playwright Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson.
Some excerpts from PETA’s past rants most the above criminals …
Aretha Franklin
How ’bout whatever R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys, you looked as if you were feat to action “I Am the Walrus.”
Eva Longoria
In her worthless furs, Eva Longoria looks same the floozy of Wisteria Lane. Eva is digit “desperate housewife” in requirement of a repair split - from her stylist.
FUR REAL: PETA is hating on Eva Longoria.
Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me isn’t meet the denomination of playwright Lohan’s stylish bomb, it’s the scream of the animals snuffed discover so she crapper bear in their pelts. There’s no agency to feat for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you crapper countenance skanky.
THG NOTE: Gross.
THG NOTE #2: You can’t kvetch most the past Lindsay Lohan nude picture shoot, crapper you, PETA? No pelt there! Well, eliminate for the angle of fire.
Kate Moss
Nothing completes the transformation from supermodel to caretaker vagrant same a pelt coat. If Kate could wager with those tired eyes, maybe she’d country her loo of those furs.
THG NOTE #3: Time to study Lindsay’s lead, Kate. Moss hasn’t shown us some lidless photos in, what, weeks? Get it together, you waif!
