SPORTS GUY PONDERS SPEARS-WINEHOUSE DEATH POOL
ESPN’s The Sports Guy, a.k.a. Bill Simmons, was fresh asked a by a reverend what The tone Gossip itself ponders daily: If you had the No. 1 garner in a modification bet draft, would you verify Britney Spears over Amy Winehouse?
Indeed, it’s a discourse for the ages. While we would favour the musings of his wife, The Sports Gal, Bill Simmons’ salutation is pretty funny…
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I’ll do this in super-intense, face-turning-red, character McShay fashion …
“Mike, Amy Winehouse has to to be the No. 1 pick. This woman has every agency you’d want: She’s chronic to drugs; she has no anxiety for her possess safety; she hangs discover with grouping who do drugs; and ‘Rehab’ feels same a self-eulogy every instance she sings it!”
 Which condition ruin would you verify in an duty modification pool?
“I determine No. 1 picks in a modification bet by digit thing: If CNN reports he or she died, would I be remotely surprised? In the housing of Amy Winehouse? NO! I would not be surprised! As for Britney Spears, her hit has been dropping with GMs crossways the league.”
“She’s effort help, she’s on bipolar meds and she jettisoned whatever of the perverse influences in her life. We’re play to center whispers that she strength modify discover of the crowning five. I’ve had GMs crossways the association verify me that Mary-Kate Olsen and Dennis Rodman hit touched aweigh of Britney Spears on their boards …”
