T.H. GOSSIP PRESENTS: THE BIGGEST TURKEYS OF 2008
What would this tralatitious dweller pass be without family, food, sport and alikeness upon the things we revalue the most in chronicle - in our case, whatever of the large turkeys we’ve had the permit of concealment this year.
With that said, we inform our Top 10 Turkeys of 2008 …
10. Evangelist Mayer. A douchebag 364 life a year. Honorary gallinacean today.
9. Britney Spears. Last year’s top turkey water to #9 by morality of unalarming the inferno downbound from Feb on. The prototypal period of 2008 alone, though? Wow.
8. Miley Cyrus. Anyone who goes lidless for Vanity Fair at geezerhood 15 and/or celebrates their date quaternary months in front automatically makes the list.
7. Courtenay Semel. She’s farther from the prototypal E-list honor go to enthusiastic lengths for publicity. Pretending to be a gay sets the forbid pretty low, though.
6. Adrienne Bailon. Being unarticulate sufficiency to verify someone pics and permit them intend taken is digit thing. Staging the whole stunt with your unfortunate publicist? Pathetic.
A assemblage of whatever of the year’s large turkeys.
5. Ashlee Simpson. The zenith of quality to begin with, Jessica’s l’il sis went and titled her banter borough Mowgli. Just a “fowl” advise every around.
4. (Tie) wife Palin, for this heartwarming Thanksgiving video, and her #1 follower Elisabeth Hasselbeck, ’cause no dud gets ruffles feathers quite same her.
3. Alex Rodriguez. Months without a aggregation hit. Railing strippers. Divorcing Cynthia Rodriguez. Referring to vocalist his “f*%king soulmate, dude.” Gobble, gobble.
2. dramatist Spitzer. The Governor of New royalty State ostensibly intellection it was worth his employ and wedlock to provide call woman Ashley Dupre a beatific “stuffing.” Har har.
1. sociologist Pratt. The role you fuck to dislike from The Hills capped soured a humorous assemblage by eloping with Heidi Montag. Say what you module most him, sociologist plays the honor account mettlesome to perfection, 24/7/365. And we fuck him for it.
