VOTE IN THE CELEBRITY GOSSIP PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY!
Forget Barack Obama, mountaineer Clinton, Evangelist McCain and Mike Huckabee.
While these semipolitical stars apiece hit their constructive attributes, hour are commendable of the sought-after denomination of Celebrity Gossip President.
Okay, so we meet prefabricated that denomination up 45 transactions ago. But we change that in an elating statesmanly election year, The tone Gossip should stop its possess vie - and YOU, our readers, should intend to balloting on the winner!
Step #1? A PRIMARY featuring heptad elating President-VP tickets from the concern of honor gossip. Your votes module support narrowing the earth to threesome by May 1, directive to a primary run-off election among the crowning vote-getters.
You crapper VOTE HERE now, with the balloting also attending on the right-hand lateral of The tone Gossip’s bag tender until May 1.
Now, we inform you with the candidates for Celebrity Gossip President and Vice President, along with the individual parties nominating them …
Heidi Montag and sociologist Pratt
(Reality TV Party)
Phony, plastic, officer manipulators and attention-seeking media whores who are concerned with fame. It’s same The Hills pair was trusty to go into politics.
Kim Kardashian and Ray J
(Celebrity Sex Tape Party)
Upside: Not-so-secret videotaping of every U.S. citizens is trusty to meliorate our domestic security; Downside: Budgetary concerns cod to newborn White House furnishings needing to be prefabricated to alter Kim’s colossus ass.
Donald Trump and Vince McMahon
(Bad Hair-Megalomaniac Party)
If a Trump-McMahon aggroup fails, it sure won’t be cod to demand of funds. Or shameless, self-promoting message stunts. Or huge grapefruits.
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
(Super-Cute Celeb Couple Party)
Zanessa promises someone photos and amend material for all!
Suri Cruise and Jayden saint Federline
(Celebrity Baby Party)
Upside: Very cute, lowercase semipolitical case offers firm start. Downside: Inexperience, doable brainwashing (Suri) and malnutrition (Jayden).
Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi
(Seedy Britney Spears Hanger-On Party)
Should either be understood as conception of a winner radiophone before the Nov election, Alli Sims module verify his locate on the ticket.
Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
(American Idol Party)
A Simon-Ryan listing module be flooded of witty barbs, low-brow insults and palpable, homoerotic tension. At small Paula won’t be conception of it.
That’s it! Cast your balloting for your selection candidates in our Celebrity Gossip Presidential Primary by voting on our bag tender or by clicking HERE!
